Right - so I didn't actually witness this firsthand - oh no. This special little ditty comes to us courtesy of my little sis. And normally, I would say you probably had to be there for this to be funny, but if you knew my dad, this would make you snort your beverage through your nose. Here's how I imagine it went down:
My Papa: "These are the best shrimp ever! You should try one of these - they are like little bundles of joy in my mouth."
*chewing ensues*
My Papa: "No really! These are the best shrimp I've ever eaten! They really are like little bundles of joy in my mouth."
*chewing ensues...time passes. Probably some satisfied grunting happened as well, although I wasn't there, so I can't say for sure*
*look of recognition dawns on his face*
My Papa: "Oh. Except for that sounds like I am talking about eating babies, not shrimp."
2 comments:
giggling my head off! I really must meet your papa sometime!
Funny!!!
Well, I'm not drinking a beverage, but I did do a little snort through my nose. Totally funny!!
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