Public Service Announcement

This is another urgent announcement from my Emergency Blogcast System.

Picture this:

You wake up in the morning and immediately have to jump into work. No time for a shower or proper coiffage. How do you properly wake up in order to arrive to your conference call all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed? You wash your face, of course*!

BUT DANGER!

After completing said face wash-age,

DO NOT - I REPEAT - DO NOT MISTAKE THIS BEAUTY PRODUCT:

FOR THIS BEAUTY PRODUCT:

WHILST COMPLETING YOUR MORNING FACE WASHING ROUTINE**.

Thank you.


* Along with singing various scales and do-ray-me's in order to eradicate your satanic sounding morning voice, right? Oh. Perhaps that is something only I do.
** Unless you want to kill yourself with the fumes, and/or potentially melt your skin straight off of your face.