So you know that stat counter I installed here? It has this really cool trick where it details out the keyword searches people make that lead them to your page. I check it out occasionally, mostly for my own entertainment...but some of these are so great that I thought I would share. If you took the list below as an indicator of the kind of blog this was, you'd probably want to go take a shower.
I am curious what kinds of keywords are bringing in the traffic in your worlds. Homework, anyone?
10 - Homemade liposuction
9 - Public grab ass -or- What's wrong with me if I grab ass (oh man - if you have to ask, then yes, something is wrong with you - you sick pervert.)
8 - List of things to do before I die (this search was really popular at the turn of the new year)
7 - Insanity Symptoms (clearly, this would be the place to find out, right?)
6 - Ashley Jane Porn (mwahahahahaha! Ashley! Seriously - I am not making this one up.)
5 - There is sunshine in my soul today
4 - Soda causing burning when peeing (Ew.)
3 - Lyrics Jam and Bread
2 - Yoda looks like Spencer W. Kimball (I don't recall us ever discussing this here, but whatever, it's totally true.)
...and the number 1 search that leads people to my blog:
1 - Lang may yer lum reek (which translates into "Long may your chimney smoke!"...I used this as a title for one of my Scotland posts because I thought it was a cute traditional Scottish phrase...)
6 comments:
Too funny! I hope my little sister isn't really a porn star. Eek.
dude....that's hilarious. Scotland....yeah.... it influences our lives in soo many ways... :)
Can you teach me how to do this? I can't figure it out...
Go to "Keyword Analysis" or "Recent Keyword Activity" in your left nav bar.
I was hoping it wouldn't come to this... Yes, I am a porn star.
hahaha oh that's awesome.
I knew it! Well, ok - so maybe not. But seriously, what a crack up.
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